Don't Touch Anything
Without that scruffy-scruff on your face, you look a bit like that /other/ Francis, don't you think?

Whatdidyousaytomepunk?

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What's your favorite sport?
Anonymous

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And I do like a bit off football.

You're starting to look like an old homeless man, maybe you should trim your hair a bit?
Anonymous

hoMELESS?!?!?!

You look like a handsome but grumpy grandpa.
Anonymous

Grandpa?

'Ello! Do you wish for a cupcake? *grabs shirt* EAT IT OR I'LL SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR BLOODY THROAT!!!
Anonymous

Hands off

chiedi2pitalia:

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Well first you befriend somebody and learn all their intimate secrets 

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thEN YOU INCONSPICUOUSLY USE THIS INFORMATION BEHIND THIER BACK AND WATCH THIER WORLD AND INSECURITIES CRUMBLE AROUND THEM. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA.

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….

I’m writing a how to book about it. You should buy it when it comes out.

Will buy this book

Can I get a signed copy?

When does it come out?

I haven't got any plans tonight, what about you?
Anonymous

Well I don’t go out with losers who don’t have plans so…

I look good you look good lets make out yes? Yes.

why do you have a decapitation scar?

HahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH I’ve been waiting for someone to ask. 

Well it all started long ago, when I was a handsome, but unhappy prince.

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I had come into the realization that beauty, power, and money were not everything. Oh what a fool I was. 

I found myself, quite literally, walking around the palace courtyard! 

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And this peasant convinced me that it was the common touch that I was, well, out of touch with. So I proposed that we trade places for a short time— a week or so— and I’d reward him with land and money for his service to the crown.

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It seemed like a good idea at the time. 

So the week passed, without a hitch, and when the time came for me to reclaim my rightful place on the throne we had.. Well, you could call it a disagreement.

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He sic’d the guards on me, and they, believing me to be the impostor, arrested me.

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This fool peasant did the only logical thing afterwards.