Well first you befriend somebody and learn all their intimate secrets
thEN YOU INCONSPICUOUSLY USE THIS INFORMATION BEHIND THIER BACK AND WATCH THIER WORLD AND INSECURITIES CRUMBLE AROUND THEM. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA.
I’m writing a how to book about it. You should buy it when it comes out.
Will buy this book
Can I get a signed copy?
When does it come out?
Well I don’t go out with losers who don’t have plans so…
HahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH I’ve been waiting for someone to ask.
Well it all started long ago, when I was a handsome, but unhappy prince.
I had come into the realization that beauty, power, and money were not everything. Oh what a fool I was.
I found myself, quite literally, walking around the palace courtyard!
And this peasant convinced me that it was the common touch that I was, well, out of touch with. So I proposed that we trade places for a short time— a week or so— and I’d reward him with land and money for his service to the crown.
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
So the week passed, without a hitch, and when the time came for me to reclaim my rightful place on the throne we had.. Well, you could call it a disagreement.
He sic’d the guards on me, and they, believing me to be the impostor, arrested me.
This fool peasant did the only logical thing afterwards.